Searching for Killer Kowalski
Rassling and the hidden
meaning of life
HighGrader Magazine May/June 1998
by Charlie Angus
"The fans love the costumes, not so much because fancy clothes
make the action more convincing, but because the glitter and the
boots and studs and rugs make a farce of any pretension to there
being a fair fight in the ring. They come because they know its
fake and what a shame it is too, to see a mockery of fair play
and at the same time how sweet it is to hurl one's ripened fury
at the forces that corrupt a decent chance in life for decent
men."
Jim Freedman, Drawing Heat
1973. The height of the Arab oil boycott. Vietnam has been lost.
Inflation and Trudeau are running rampant. The Israelis are blowing
Syrian MIGs out of the sky. To add to the gloom, the Club of Rome
issues its dire prediction that we're running out of oil, water
and good times. 1973 also marked the first time I ever stepped
foot in Maple Leaf Gardens.
There is a common myth that boys growing up in English Canada
dream of a Saturday night pilgrimage to watch hockey at Maple
Leaf Gardens. Not me. I dreamed of going to the Gardens on a Sunday
night. That was when Frank Tunney, the impresario of the rabble,
held his wrestling extravaganzas.
Hockey was a game. Wrestling was about life. One didn't have to
look any further than the canvas at the Gardens to know why, in
1973, our way of life was being undermined. There, under the glare
of bright lights, an evil looking little man pulled something
from his boot. I saw it. The whole Gardens saw it the clear glint
of a foreign object. The only one who didn't see it was the man
charged with ensuring that the rules were followed the referee.
The man on the ropes was the Sheik. "Out of the fiery sands
of the Syrian desert came a man who would prove to be one of the
most inhuman monsters ever to invade the rings of professional
wrestling." Or so the wrestling version of history goes.
The more pedestrian version is that the Sheik came out of the
Detroit circuit in the early 1960s, wrestling under the name "The
Sheik of Araby." By the early seventies he was the undisputed
king of Maple Leaf Gardens. Week after week he made a mockery
of fair play and sportsmanship.
I had made my pilgrimage to the Gardens in the hopes of seeing
the Sheik vanquished. Justice had come in the form of a tall,
muscular black athlete Bobo Brazil. The crowd cheered as Bobo
cornered, pummeled and humiliated a man who appeared twice his
age and half his size. Now the Sheik was pinned on the ropes,
within a hairsbreadth of the final three count.
But then it happened. From outside the ring, the Sheik's manager,
Abdul "the Weasel" Farouk (decked out in red fez and
sunglasses) reached through the ropes and tripped Bobo with his
cane. This brought the referee rushing over to warn Farouk that,
if he interfered with the match, the Sheik would be disqualified.
What a rube falling for the oldest trick in the world. I was on
my seat, shouting myself hoarse along with 10,000 other indignant
fans: "Turn around! Turn around!" But oddly, the ref
seemed unable to hear us. It only took a moment. The Sheik whipped
out the dreaded foreign object and drove it into Bobo's face.
When the ref turned back around, Bobo was rolling around in pain
on the canvas. The foreign object had been discarded and the Sheik
had Bobo in the dreaded Camel Clutch. Evil once again reigned
triumphant.
"There it was. The ring. The podium of free enterprise preaching
the gospel of its own excess. The lady in the polyester sash and
blouse rose to the alter of her conscience. She bore her folding
chair with her. It collapsed in mid air. She brandished it as
a firebrand and proclaimed at Johnson and his buddy and the referee:
ASSHOLE OF THE UNIVERSE. Here was her world in miniature and for
once she stepped into this world of right and wrong as an actor,
she did something about it and she got a round of applause."
Jim Freedman
Regional Identity
It's virtually impossible to engage anyone in a serious discussion
about wrestling anymore. About the only place you'll see the once
proud tradition of Roman and Greek youth is on the television
screen in sports bars, usually in the late afternoon. This seems
to be the time slot reserved for white trash extravaganzas monster
truck rodeos, stock car racing and roller derby.
Wrestling today is completely bereft of tension. Big oversized
monsters shake their fist at the screen in pithy displays of fury.
The matches continually descend into a chaotic free-for-all as
good guys and bad guys come rushing in their street clothes to
pummel each other while the ref makes a pathetic attempt to keep
order. It all seems so silly a bunch of over-sized clowns trying
to drum up rage in a television audience.
It was not always so. Wrestling originally came out of the carnival
circuits and was a reflection of the regional identities of North
America. It was a stage-managed morality play where good versus
evil, local versus outsider, played itself out before a crowd
who felt that their participation was as integral to the event
as those who were doing the throwing and the grunting.
Early wrestling promoters learned quickly that the audience wasn't
interested in the sport, they wanted to be entertained. The more
flamboyant the characters, the more the crowd responded. Sure,
there were a few big name stars, but for every over-muscled Hulk
Hogan type, there were 100 guys with beer guts, dirty beards and
pimply backs local strongmen. They gave themselves names like
the Crusher and the Avenger and hailed from blue-collar towns
like Hamilton, Buffalo and Cleveland.
Until the rise of video, these travelling road shows remained
a crucial part of the wrestling experience. Life-long fans were
never made by flipping television channels. You had to see it
for yourself. You had to take part in the action. And then you
were hooked.
Television changed everything. And wrestling, in the form of Gorgeous
George Wagner, changed television. In the early 1940s, George
Wagner was just a mediocre wrestler from Nebraska. But then he
grew his hair long, dyed it platinum and kept the locks in place
with gold-plated bobby pins. He changed his name to Gorgeous George
and became television's first superstar.
Gorgeous George was the man audiences loved to hate. His entrances
into the ring were long, drawn-out affairs as George, decked out
in flowing robes, minced up to the mat behind his personal valet
Geoffrey. Before each match began, the valet sprayed his charge
and the opponent with a liberal dose of sickly sweet perfume.
George was a cheat, a flagrant abuser of the rules. The crowds
flocked to hurl abuse at him. People bought television sets so
they could follow the antics of Gorgeous George. According to
the Wrestling Hall of Fame, "Gorgeous George single-handedly
established the unproven new technology of television as a viable,
entertaining medium that could reach millions of homes across
the country. Pro wrestling was TV's first real hit with the public,
the first programs that drew any real numbers for the new technology
and Gorgeous George was responsible for all the commotion."
But poor George has never been given his due from sociologists
and cultural writers. David Halberstam in his book The Fifties
completely overlooks George. Halberstam would have us believe
that it was the drama of the Kefauver Senate hearings on Organized
Crime that proved the drawing power of this new medium. In light
of the subsequent development of American viewing habits (Jerry
Springer, Hard Copy, et al) it seems hard to believe that early
viewers were drawn by high brow news and not by the low brow antics
of Gorgeous George.
The Tunney Circus
Television changed the way wrestling was presented and who presented
it. The action became concentrated on the promoters who managed
to secure television rights. Eastern Canada had two main wrestling
centres Toronto and Montreal. Toronto was by far the bigger draw,
one of the premiere destinations on the continent. If you wanted
to wrestle anywhere in Southern Ontario or upstate New York, you
had to go through Frank Tunney.
Tunney had been a fixture at the Gardens since the 1930s. The
mainstay of the Tunney circus was Whipper Billy Watson an athlete
who personified the values of Toronto "The Good" in
the 1950s and 60s. He was Upper Canada's great righter of wrongs.
It was Watson who ended the career of Gorgeous George. In 1959
this good guy versus bad guy drama was heightened by Gorgeous
George's promise to shave off his golden locks if he lost the
bout. In a highly publicized television extravaganza, Watson shaved
off Wagner's hated bouffant.
Unfortunately, Watson's reign over Toronto was prematurely ended
by a car accident. This put the pressure on Tunney to find a big
enough draw to keep the fans from slipping away to lesser promoters
biting at his heels in suburban and small town arenas. He found
this draw in the Sheik, who reigned supreme at the Gardens through
the early seventies.
Besides the Sheik, Tunney ran a number of Watson-like clones Whipper
Billy Watson Jr., Billy Red Lyons and even Tiger Jight Singh.
Against these decent chaps he had local bad guys: Angelo "King
Kong" Mosca, the aging Gene Kiniski and wrestler, turned
country singer, Sweet Daddy Sikki.
For tag-team mayhem you couldn't beat the Love brothers. Hartford
and Reginald Love cashed in on the peace and love era with their
psychedelic pants and love beads. According to the Canadian Wrestling
Hall of Fame, the Love Brothers "were, of course, vicious
heels."
On top of the local flavour, Tunney kept the fans coming with
a steady stream of star-studded events. North American championships
were often settled in the Gardens. Some nights both the NWA (National
Wrestling Association) and AWA (American Wrestling Association)
title belts passed hands in the Gardens ring.
The Tunney circus was always officiated by that stalwart of Upper
Canada decency, Lord Athol Layton.
The Montreal circuit was cheesier, the characters a reflection
of the rougher Montreal streets. Every Saturday, a show, shot
in Verdun, was fed to television stations across Quebec and Northern
Ontario. The characters were a colourful collage of Habitant clichés:
Mad Dog Vachon, Gilles "The Fish" Poisson and those
honourable lumberjacks, Joe and Paul Leduc. There was a smattering
of second string bad guys, claiming to be from every corner of
the globe (such as Tarzan "the boot" Tyler, allegedly
from the Florida Everglades) but when they were interviewed the
accents betrayed the quaint guttural hacking of blue collar Rimouski,
Chicoutimi and Rouyn.
Real bad guys tended to be English rascals imported from Ontario
or the United States. Wladek "Killer" Kowalski was a
6' 8", 320 lb monster who first arrived on the Montreal circuit
in 1952. For the next 20 years he delighted in subjecting the
purlaine grapplers of Verdun to his own nasty brand of sportsmanship.
Kowalski, says the Canadian Wrestling Hall of Fame was "one
of the meanest, most vicious and unrelenting villains the sport
has ever known." The biography goes on to tell what a great
guy Killer is and how much he's done for the sport.
My personal favourite was Gilles "The Fish" Poisson.
Whenever this consummate bad guy entered the ring, the announcers
would make the point of reminding the fans in hushed, reverent
tones, that whatever they did, not to antagonize Gilles by calling
him "the fish". Right away the chant "poisson"
would arise from the stands and Gilles would clasp his head in
pain and scream vainly in his thick Quebecois accent, "don't
call me the fish."
It was low rent participatory theatre and the fans loved it. But
these local markets with local stars began to undergo major changes
in the late 1970s as the big promoters fought to expand their
market share. Small touring operations were put out of business
by the majors, who in turn began taking each other over.
University of Western anthropologist, Jim Freedman, chronicled
the demise of vaudeville wrestling in his book Drawing Heat. Freedman
followed Dave "the Wildman" McKigney's wrestling road
show as it worked its way through the tobacco belt of southwestern
Ontario and the mining towns of northeastern Ontario. At the time
of writing (1985), McKigney's carnival of the ugly midgets, the
lady wrestlers, the tag-team match was fighting a losing battle
to the Tunney empire.
Freedman saw wrestling as a "running commentary on society"
and the ring a metaphor for the free market economy.
"Labourers and consumers lose daily to monopolies and mind
bending advertisements, union busters, politicians, prejudice
and favoritism. How does this happen? Just ask the fans. How come
the number of good men and good intentions who win are as few
and far between in wrestling as in real life.....it shatters the
conceit of the middle class who applaud themselves for their accumulations,
who protect the valour of their careers when they complain that
wrestling is phony, when they claim that they did it the hard
way and the honest way without tricks and gags and inside information.
The wrestling fans know otherwise. For them what's phony is the
promise they ever had a fighting chance."
Freedman's free market metaphor helps explains the incredible
change that overcame wrestling in the 1980s. Just as operators
like Tunney worked at pushing smaller competitors out of business,
the more centralized operations were working to push out the regional
lords. Vince McMahon's World Wrestling Federation out of New York
had become the top dog, either shutting down smaller centres or
turning them into second-rate franchise operations. Even the great
Tunney himself was swallowed up by Vince McMahon.
For a short period of time, Toronto was run as a franchise to
the New York operation, even managing to host some of the big
WWF shows. But, in what could have been a perfect precursor of
the future NAFTA agreement, the WWF operators found they could
make more money by simply shutting down the wrestling branch plants
and feeding a single "pay per view" show out of one
city. The result was "Wrestlemania", which marked the
apotheosis of wrestling's earning power in spin-off video sales
and merchandising.
Ironically, Wrestlemania also represented a dead-end for the carnival
culture of wrestling. Having shutdown the access to local heroes
and local markets, McMahon and his boys found that big video extravaganzas
did little to hold the fans over the long haul. Wrestlemania quickly
became little more than a farce acted out for fewer and fewer
hardcore fans.
Which brings us to where we are today. The monopolization of the
sport by the richest has taken the soul out of the spectacle.
The local markets have dried up. The fans have taken their interests
elsewhere. What remains are a bunch of hairy, oversized clowns
shaking their fist at a viewer who no longer believes. But maybe
even as it stands today, wrestling remains a morality play about
real life. When I watch these yahoos going through their spiels,
I think of the outspoken pundits of neo-con globalization. May
the same demise afflict them.
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